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 Post subject: My Old Lady
PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:25 pm 
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My Old Lady woke me up this morning and said, Get your ass out of bed and start packing, I just won the Lottery.

I said, What should I pack and she said just pack all your Shit and get the Fuck Out. :D

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:56 pm 
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Reminds me of a similar joke.

Man comes home from work and sees his wife packing her bags.

"Where are you going?" he asks

"I read that call girls in Vegas make up to $500 for having sex"

The man thinks for a minute, and goes over to the cupboard to get his suitcase.

"Where are you going?" she asks

"I'm coming with you, I want to see how you survive in Vegas on $1500 a year..."

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