My Old Lady woke me up this morning and said, Get your ass out of bed and start packing, I just won the Lottery.
I said, What should I pack and she said just pack all your Shit and get the Fuck Out.
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Reminds me of a similar joke.
Man comes home from work and sees his wife packing her bags.
"Where are you going?" he asks
"I read that call girls in Vegas make up to $500 for having sex"
The man thinks for a minute, and goes over to the cupboard to get his suitcase.
"Where are you going?" she asks
"I'm coming with you, I want to see how you survive in Vegas on $1500 a year..."
Man comes home from work and sees his wife packing her bags.
"Where are you going?" he asks
"I read that call girls in Vegas make up to $500 for having sex"
The man thinks for a minute, and goes over to the cupboard to get his suitcase.
"Where are you going?" she asks
"I'm coming with you, I want to see how you survive in Vegas on $1500 a year..."