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My Old Lady

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:25 pm
by drcrypto
My Old Lady woke me up this morning and said, Get your ass out of bed and start packing, I just won the Lottery.

I said, What should I pack and she said just pack all your Shit and get the Fuck Out. :D

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:56 pm
by Professor Brian Strain
Reminds me of a similar joke.

Man comes home from work and sees his wife packing her bags.

"Where are you going?" he asks

"I read that call girls in Vegas make up to $500 for having sex"

The man thinks for a minute, and goes over to the cupboard to get his suitcase.

"Where are you going?" she asks

"I'm coming with you, I want to see how you survive in Vegas on $1500 a year..."