The Def Guide to Zzap!64

Living in the future.
Living on other planets.
New creatures.
New technologies.
Facing the same old problems.

Living in the future:

Payday every day and no work on payday.
Everyone man gets a bucket for his beer and as many females as he wants.
Every female gets a bank account and a thousand pairs of shoes.


Living on other planets:
So we can totally Fuck up other planets after we finally ruin this one.
More religions that we can fight with.


New creatures:
The other, other white meat to eat.


New technologies:
A screw machine.

Facing the same old problems:
Same Ass Holes in charge.

Some New Problems:
The bucket has a hole in it and the females don’t.
The bank account is empty and the shoes are all for the left foot.

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