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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:26 am 
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My wife went to the doctor the other day and when she got home she told me that he said for a woman in her 60s he was amazed that she has the breasts of a 20 year old.

I asked her, what did he say about that 60s wrinkled up old ass and her reply was "He didn't ask about you." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:52 pm 
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Go kick the doctor's ass! :D :D :D


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Well, if I was the Doctor, I'd prescribe that 60 year old ass a young new partner!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:20 pm 
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Andy, I was going to consider your suggestion so I talked it over with my neighbor who is a mathematician and he told me this:

Me, the husband, being in my 60s, should I replace the wife with a 20 year old, 60 does not go into 20 however should the wife who is in her 60s replace me with a 20 year old, 20 goes into 60 3 times.
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