and a (somewhat belated) happy xmas back
thanks for the lennonesque christmas banana btw, even though it was totally rotten.
well one bananology on this is that the main 'real' issue our little yellow friends do have is that their skins are genuIne slip hazards...so far i have been spared of this embarrassment as well as the physical injury that they are so capable of causing.
food scientists should now (safely) try to genetically modify the banana to make it slip-proof, or better still make the skin edible.
it would be one (non-slip) step closer towards world peace.
btw...bananas are not necessarily yellow...ever tried eating a green one?
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(revamped lyrics to the tune of imagine...original words & music by a certain mr j lennon)
Verse:
imagine no bananas
i wonder if you can
no skins below us
but no banana flan
Pre-chorus:
imagine all the people
living life in...ludlow (ooh ooooh)
Chorus:
well i may...diss the banana
but i'm not the only one
i hope someday...you'll join us
(
in) banana pie...for ev'ryone!