
Welcome to the poorly named Sample Pages and Images section of the Zzap! Gallerywith
titling talents like that, it's no wonder this particular editor's stewardship
died out long ago. His profound and almost limitless inadequacies apart, you
might find something here which pleases you; though frankly, I doubt it. Why
not zip over to Iain Black's excellent Zzap!
64 site instead? He's been scanning and uploading complete issues
of Zzap! for months, which is far more than this lamer has even considered.
As you can see, his efforts extend to a cover, a couple of cartoons, a token
review, some other measly offerings... and that's your lot. And it's not like
I haven't got better things to do than sit here and introduce this waste of
webspace. There are small rodents to catch. I desperately need a manicure.
And these teeth don't look after themselves, you know. Well, what does he
care? I'm virtually a slave here. Millions of years of evolution, and for
what? I end up as host on a page that three people will barely glance at before
turning off the computer in disgust. And my back hurts, in case anyone's wondering.
And I won't even mention my neck, because someone's bound to go and touch
it. I've just been prosecuted for speeding, too. Still, mustn't grumble.