The Bus Ride

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The Bus Ride

Post by drcrypto »

When telling this joke, put in the names of the people U R telling it to.

The Professor and his mom were riding on a bus.
The man across the aisle turned and said That's the ugliest kid I ever saw.
This upset her so bad she requested to get off at the next bus stop.
She got off and was setting on the bench crying her eyes out when up
walked Iain and Newman. They asked her what the problem was and she just kept crying.
Iain said, lets go to the store behind us and get her some tissues so she can wipe her tears
and then will make her feel better so off they go.
They came back and Iain said here are some tissues to wipe your tears and that
will make you feel better and Newman said, I have something to make you feel better too, here's some peanuts for your monkey.
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Re: The Bus Ride

Post by Iain »

That Newman, what a b%$^$$ ;-)
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